ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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