So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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