Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Randomize
