Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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