I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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