I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize