dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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