I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
