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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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