They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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