Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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