escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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