What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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