let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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