I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
