when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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