She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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