I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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