I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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