Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
