Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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