Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize