well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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