I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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