Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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