hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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