I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
