It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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