she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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