I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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