You're so nebulous sometimes
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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