Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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