She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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