I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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