Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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