We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Shame - the story of my life.
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