I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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