How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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