Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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