areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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