your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
