The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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