I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Are we still banned from the library?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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