i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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