I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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