Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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