Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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