they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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