i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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