you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
There r osticjed everywhere
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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