Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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