ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Randomize
