There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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